Dumb ways to die
DUMB WAYS TO DIE
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that’s out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
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Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch your drug dealer’s brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
Keep a rattlesnake as pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
“I wonder what this red button do?”
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
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1. Underline all the verbs you can find in the text with a nice colour.
2. Write them down here below and translate them. Write them in present and past tense.
3. Choose six different ways to die, write them down and translate them.
4. Underline ten difficult words and translate them.
5. Translate the text.
Best of luck!
Amanda